Top Five Ways to get a Guy to Remove "Facial Hair" (according to Nisha and Sue)
If the first step does not work, move onto the next.
1) I just think you would look so much more attractive without the extra hair... why don't you give it a try?
2) One second... I think you have dirt on your face. Let me try to scrub that off for you... what? it's not coming off!!! .... oh, I see. It's just your facial hair.
3)(Spread wax onto cloth. Hold in hand.) Here, let me touch your face...
4) Trip. With disposable razor in hand.
5) Trip. With electric razor in hand.
posted by Jeanine @ 10:13 p.m.
4 Comments:
A word to all you guys. I think it is necessary to grow facial hair of some kind(preferably bigger than a loonie in total face area) when you are young, preferably in college. This also workes best if you have no significant other or a potential significant other. because for one the beard is a fun thing to grow, and also there is a very good chance it will look bad so you will learn your lesson. on when you are in college, looking stupid is really not that bad of a thing. but if you are trying to get a new job at 45 and you have a patchy ungly beard, that is a bigger concern. Also if you havnt found a significant other by 45, you need to look as good as possible. ya my advice, grow a build for a while. (its best if it is during finals or some sort of sport playoffs then you ahve a "good" reason for doing it. And why doesnt want to have a beard to stroke,
-Ian
PS-It is best if you DO NOT get a picture of the beard, pictures last a long time,
-Ian
PPS and in the last post why=who
I guess the only trick would be to get a guy to shave his "other" hair. Facial hair is just an unwanted chore.. but the ol' down under should not be subject to a razor :P Jeanine, i bet ya a hundred bucks ya know who this is :D
Hahaha.... Yes... but no way you're getting any money out of me, sucker. I do, however, get a cut if and when you win the lottery. Making cupcakes for friend's birthday = staked claim.
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