Where can I find a stretcher on sale?

I just have to say, I am very proud of my accomplishments today. I had hip hop class, and then I ran about 5 k nonstop, finished with a sprint, and felt like I still had enough for another 5 k. In addition, my legs were already really sore before I went.

Now, I have realized that I am an idiot. I can no longer walk, sit down, or go down stairs without resembling a 90 year old woman with osteoporosis, arthritis, clubfeet and an inner ear infection tossed in just to mess up my balance.

Things I have learned today: I hurt.

And... I have no one to blame but myself for my exercise addiction. Maybe I should get rehab. Except that would involve movement..... someone amputate, please....

Song: MC Lars - iGeneration
Picture: ...but I can't stop!